growing up
On reddit: “What made you realize you were an adult?”
My response:
This happened to me in two stages. In stage one, I realized that if I
wanted a reeses peanut butter cup, I could just fucking buy one and
eat it. Nobody could tell me not to.
In stage two, my wife told me not to.
2008 12 11
H2ghetto
Bottled water at conference, 5 dollars.
Bottled water at cvs a block away, 1 dollar.
stickin’ it to the man,
Priceless.
2008 11 18
soup fail
[sarah] omg fail. any soup recipe that calls for canned soup as an ingredient is not a soup recipe.
2008 09 26
llama llama panda
me: have you considering quitting science and entering the lucrative fast-growing field of alpaca farming?
Wesley: what’s an alpaca?
me: You’ve got to be kidding me.
(pause for Wesley’s Googling)
Wesley: that’s hilarious. it’s like a panda, only a llama
2008 08 13
Not that what I said makes much more sense.
daniel: Have you ever considered using your work for evil?
sarah: Isn’t that what orcs are for?
daniel: … work.
2008 08 13
2008 08 12
HAIL!
Holy crap hail. [more pictures]
2008 08 10
whines
Hunting down a runaway process that’s destroying your battery life sucks, to be sure. But you know what sucks more? Not being able to listen to music while I chat.
— Mike Ash
daniel: This belongs on White Whine
sarah: says the guy who bemoans the lack of a steamed crab bar at his local grocery store