April 2006

Washington seemed attracted to the place

S: Is that New Jersey over there?

D: Sure is; that’s the Delaware.

S: Fuckers.

Not a hint of cream cheese

Find Your Spot tells me what I knew all along…

Cities I’d like to live in:

Northampton, Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts
Williamstown, Massachusetts
Ashland, Oregon
Eugene, Oregon
Joseph, Oregon
Andover, Massachusetts
Burlington, Vermont
Middlebury, Vermont
Brattleboro, Vermont
Shelburne Falls, Massachusetts
Johnson, Vermont

suburbia strikes

zomg the fucking owls will not shut up
i mean
i’m happy i don’t live in the city any more
but jesus christ i want to shoot the fucker
WHO? WHO? WHO?
ME THAT’S WHO