January 2006

I aspire to someday be a footnote

Why I read Pharyngula.

If only she would fetch my slippers

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guilty

The Barnum Effect

The results of the iTunes Signature Maker:

right hand, left hand, glad to meet you

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Web designer thought process: hmm.. we don’t want passers-by to see account numbers, so let’s make these password fields. but wait, we want the user to be sure they’re entered correctly, so let’s make them type them in again… in plain text!

obey or be gorped

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the secret of our success

mindreaders

Beryllicious

Though I can’t imagine there’s anyone who reads Scents who doesn’t know yet… 3e.org/wedding/

a quickie with the King

D: Why are Vegas weddings so popular?

S: Who wouldn’t want to be officiated by Elvis?
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And by officiated, I mean penetrated.

Pythagorus always had trouble hailing cabs anyway

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D: I guess I could have turned left there… but I think I can take the next left and it should be the same anyway

S: manhattan metricked!