Scents

Placain: someday i will have a multi-watt laser and the world will quiver and tremble
Placain: i will slag rich men’s palaces and i will burninate poor peasants’ huts
Placain: no one will be safe
Ben Karel: “We’ll try to stay serene and calm / When Alabama gets the bomb.”

Placain: this is so fucking weird/creepy
Placain: (Link: http://wurm.laughingsquid.net/es/bbs/threads/16.html)http://wurm.laughingsquid.net/es/bbs/threads/16.html
Josh Slatko: ????
Placain: search down for 3e.org
Placain: it’s down at 09 Aug
Placain: apparently this is a girls-with-glasses fetish discussion board
Placain: and this guy Dave happened across my gallery and posted a bunch of pics, one of which is the 251 dinner group shot
Placain: found it in my referer log
Josh Slatko: Whoa
Placain: is this bizarre or what
Josh Slatko: That is some wacky shit
Placain: total strangers ogling my exes
Placain: it got like 700+ referer hits
Josh Slatko: I guess that’s the danger of posting pix of your exes
Placain: well sarah is amused/flattered
Josh Slatko: As I’d imagine
Placain: look at the comment right above dave’s on the page
Josh Slatko: That boy dave has some issues
Josh Slatko: Oooh!
Josh Slatko: Funny
Josh Slatko: Grr…I’m annoyed no one thought MY girlfriend was hot!
Josh Slatko: :)
Placain: well
Placain: she’s not wearing glasses!
Josh Slatko: True
Josh Slatko: I’ll tell her to wear her glasses next time
Josh Slatko: These people have some serious issues
Placain: quite
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Josh Slatko: At least you actually date girls with glasses, rather than just fetishize about them…
Placain: you know…. it never occured to me that there was an alternate choice
Placain: maybe if i’d known, i could have been sitting alone in my dungeon posting to boards like this
Placain: i could have saved myself a whole lot of money over the years!
Josh Slatko: No great loss
Placain: THINK OF THE UNEATEN CHEETOS
Josh Slatko: Did people like this exist before the internet, or have they just come out of the woodwork in the last 10 years?
Placain: i always wonder that…. there are so many interests that i just can’t imagine having /existed/ before the possibility of community manifested itself in the internet
Placain: i mean, there’ve always been zines and such
Placain: but i don’t think that was sufficient to support the vast breadth of depravity the net allows
Josh Slatko: True

Today, to celebrate the opening of the 28th Olympics, I started taking steroids.

Imagine if all telephone conversations went something like this:

Joe: Hello? Anyone out there? Anyone at all? I’m willing to talk to absolutely anyone!

Bob: Hi there Joe! I can kinda hear you… I’m in Toejam, WV, and I’ve got a model AB123 rotary telephone with Bakelite trim that I added myself, and the weather’s nice!

Joe: Oh, wow, hi Bob, one of those AB123s, eh? Those are nice old phones, I’ve got a brand new Verizon cell phone, and the weather’s pretty nice here too.

Bob: Well, great, nice talkin’ to you!

Joe: You too.

Joe: Anyone out there? Hello? Anyone?

[repeat nearly identical conversation several hundred times, win award for doing so]