MEMORANDUM
To: Universal Omnipotent Being(s)
From: Daniel Drucker
Subject: I am not a plaything!
What, again? Look, buddy, quit fucking with me. Don’t make me come up there.
Yeah, yeah, I’ve said it before, but seriously — if you pull this shit again, there’s gonna be some serious whoop-ass happening Upstairs, oki?
So don’t cross me!
Yours,
Daniel